So today was our final day of taping and it started like every other day, an early morning call time, McDonalds egg sandwiches for breakfast and then off to a dairy farm to milk a cow. Now if you’ve never seen a cow be milked before then you’ll be surprised to find out that the cow craps and pisses a lot and I mean a lot. The cow doesn’t really care if you’re underneath milking it or not. So needless to say the Wack Pack got a little treat when they were underneath good old Ester. I really wish Vinny Oronati was there to get his shoes covered by Ester too. So anyway I digress and then it was back to the Christy’s farm to wrap things up in the blazing heat. I really wish someone would figure out how to get some shade in this damn town. I mean everywhere you look every single animal…cow, dog, chicken are all hiding out under whatever shade they can find because the sun is brutal. The only idiots out there during high noon are us New Yorkers and the Wack Pack…I guess even the animals down here are smarter than us. We were lucky enough to wrap early and drove an hour away to the next town Pittsburgh, Kansas where we finally got to eat at a Chili’s, which is only a little better than the fast food diet that we’ve lived on all week. Then it was back to the hotel where we had some drinks and cracked ourselves up when Gary the Retard crank called everyone we knew.

I can’t say I’m going to miss Kansas because I won’t….The one thing I will miss is the Christy family. They are really, really nice people and I enjoyed all the time we spent with them. I have to go to sleep because it’s taillights at 9am tomorrow for our flight home…

Btw whoever said that there are too many Starbucks has never been down here because the closest one to Fort Scott is almost an hour away…I can’t wait to get an iced grande non fat latte.